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Equal parts conversation starter and legitimately practical, these gay-designed rags prove that cleanup doesn't have to be boring — and neither does utility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThe front face features a soft polyester blend that's gentle on your most sensitive areas while holding vibrant, fade-resistant prints. Flip it over and you've got 100% absorbent cotton terry that handles bigger messes and larger surface areas like a champ. Soft enough for delicate situations, absorbent enough for the aftermath. At 13\" × 13\", they're perfectly sized for nightstand duty, post-workout cleanup, gym bag essentials, or any situation where things get a little sweaty and you need to freshen up fast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLightweight, soft to the touch, and printed on one side so your art stays bold while the business side stays practical. Whether you're shopping for yourself or hunting for the perfect queer gift for men who appreciate humor with their practicality, these rags deliver. Make a move, make a mess, make a statement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 14pt; margin-bottom: 4pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0; padding-inline-start: 48px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" style=\"list-style-type: disc; font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre;\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; 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Pre-shrunk fabric means what you order is what you get, and side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures they hold their shape wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach shirt is made-to-order, which means we're reducing waste and overproduction while getting you exactly what you want. Perfect LGBTQ+ apparel for the guy who wants to wear his pride, his humor, and his sexuality on his sleeve — ahem, chest. Literally. 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