{"product_id":"cum-rag-tight-end-zone","title":"Cum Rag - Tight End Zone","description":"\u003cp\u003eHe's crouched, focused, and ready for whatever comes next. Our football bear design scores every time. Available on tees, tanks \u0026amp; rags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Infamous Cum Rags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are the novelty cleanup towel that finally says what we're all thinking. Equal parts conversation starter and legitimately practical, these gay-designed rags prove that cleanup doesn't have to be boring — and neither does utility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front face features a soft polyester blend that's gentle on your most sensitive areas while holding vibrant, fade-resistant prints. Flip it over and you've got 100% absorbent cotton terry that handles bigger messes and larger surface areas like a champ. Soft enough for delicate situations, absorbent enough for the aftermath. At 13\" × 13\", they're perfectly sized for nightstand duty, post-workout cleanup, gym bag essentials, or any situation where things get a little sweaty and you need to freshen up fast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight, soft to the touch, and printed on one side so your art stays bold while the business side stays practical. Whether you're shopping for yourself or hunting for the perfect queer gift for men who appreciate humor with their practicality, these rags deliver. Make a move, make a mess, make a statement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-sided print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — vibrant design on soft polyester blend front, absorbent cotton terry back\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 13\" × 13\" (33.02cm × 33.02cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDual-purpose fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — soft polyester front gentle on sensitive skin, 100% cotton back for maximum absorbency\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and portable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — perfect for nightstands, gym bags, travel kits, or post-workout cleanup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — because hygiene matters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAge restrictions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For adults\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13\" \/ White","offer_id":46572381077660,"sku":"23835228918022184598","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6450\/2940\/files\/15994103901386759876_2048.jpg?v=1774314514","url":"https:\/\/burlybottomdesigns.com\/products\/cum-rag-tight-end-zone","provider":"Burly Bottom Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}