Bottom's Bounty

In the right hands, this is the most powerful card in the deck. Tap it more than that ass.

Bottom's Bounty is a parody Magic: The Gathering card for the gay gamer who understands that the real mana pool was inside us all along. Tap target bottom. Add colorless lust equal to appetite. The hungrier the bottom, the greater the return. Prof. Thaddeus Rimsworth, Arcane Kinkologist, has confirmed this. Science is settled.

Whether you're a seasoned planeswalker or just someone who appreciates a perfectly executed gay double entendre, this design rewards the ones who read the card text.

Original hand-drawn art. Never AI-generated. Made by queer people, for queer people.

Cast this spell to your heart's content.