Get Bottom'd — On Demand

Because you (or your favorite man) deserve to be immortalized. Almost naked and definitely irresistible.


Ever wanted to see yourself, or someone you love, rendered in bold, erotic art? Get Bottom'd On Demand puts you in the hands of our artist Jordan Lee, and trust us, you want to be there. Submit a photo and watch it transform into a custom illustration in the signature Burly Bottom Designs style. Unapologetic, sexy, and unmistakably them. Or you. We don't judge.


Commissions start at $50 USD and include a high-resolution digital file.

Here's How It Works

Gifting a Get Bottom'd? Hell yes.

Send us a photo of your man, your daddy, your bestie, or your favorite pair of cheeks (with their blessing). You approve the sketch, so the surprise stays a surprise. Average art turnaround is just 72 hours.

Holiday deadlines:

  • Digital file: order by December 15
  • On a tee, tank, drawstring bag, cum rag, or beach towel: order by December 1

No photo yet? Grab a Burly Bottom Designs Gift Certificate and let them pick their best angle.


  • 1. Submit your shot. Use the form below to send a photo of yourself or the lucky recipient. Jordan reviews every submission personally. If there are lighting issues, cropping problems, or anything that won't translate cleanly to a design, he'll reach out for an alternative. What's in the frame is what becomes the art, so choose wisely. Once accepted, that's the final image.
  • 2. Purchase your commission. Commissions start at $50 USD for a digital file. Ready to take it further? Add the design to a tee, tank, drawstring bag, cum rag, or beach towel at standard product pricing, because an alter ego deserves to be worn, carried, and taken to the beach.
  • 3. Get your proof. You'll see a concept sketch before shading and detail are added. Ordering as a gift? The proof comes to you, not the recipient. This is your moment to make sure you love the direction before Jordan goes all in.
  • 4. Final approval. Up to 3 minor revisions after concept approval, then it's yours (or theirs) forever. Don't get greedy.
  • 5. Logo love. Drafts come watermarked. Finals include the Burly Bottom Designs logo to keep the copycats at bay.

You can send extra photos too. We'll stash them in our spank bank for future inspiration.


Design Notes

Our style = bold, erotic, and unapologetically male. Focused on male or male-presenting subjects. Eyes are typically omitted and tattoos usually left out (they're someone else's art), though exceptions happen when they're truly iconic to the person. Jordan works in his signature style, meaning the design is inspired by the photo, not a photorealistic copy.

Burly Bottom Designs reserves artistic discretion. If a submission isn't a fit, you'll be fully refunded. No hard feelings, just not every photo translates.

Think the design belongs on our storefront? So might we. If we reach out about featuring the art on BBD merch, it means we think you (or your recipient) are iconic. Always optional, always flattering, never obligatory.


Photo Requirements

  • Must be an original photo. No AI, no stolen content.
  • No mirror selfies. We need a face, not a phone.
  • Gifting? You're confirming the person in the photo is cool with it.
  • If others appear, you're confirming they've given permission.
  • If it's a pro photo, you've confirmed the photographer's blessing.
  • Max: 2 subjects per order.

The Quick & Dirty: Send the sexiest shot of you or your recipient → get a custom digital masterpiece → wear it, gift it, flaunt it on merch that turns heads.

Get Bottom'd. Get Burly. Get Noticed.

Better Fits. Better Art. Better Vibes.