Get Bottom'd — On Demand

Because you deserve to be immortalized — almost naked and definitely irresistible.


Ever wanted to see yourself rendered in bold, erotic art? Get Bottom'd On Demand puts you in the hands of our artist Jordan Lee — and trust us, you want to be there. Submit a photo and watch yourself transformed into a custom illustration in the signature Burly Bottom Designs style. Unapologetic, sexy, and unmistakably you.


Commissions start at $50 as a digital file or mailed print.

Here's How It Works

  • 1. Submit your shot. Use the form below. Jordan reviews every submission personally — if there are lighting issues, cropping problems, or anything that won't translate cleanly to a design, he'll reach out for an alternative. What's in the frame is what becomes the art, so choose wisely. Once accepted, that's your final image.
  • 2. Purchase your commission. Commissions start at $50 for a digital file or mailed print. Ready to take it further? Add your design to a tee, tank, drawstring bag, cum rag, or beach towel at standard product pricing — because your alter ego deserves to be worn, carried, and taken to the beach.
  • 3. Get your proof. You'll see a concept sketch before shading and detail are added. This is your moment to make sure you love the direction before Jordan goes all in.
  • 4. Final approval. Up to 3 minor revisions after concept approval — then it's yours forever. Don't get greedy.
  • 5. Logo love. Drafts come watermarked; finals include the Burly Bottom Designs logo to keep the copycats at bay.

You can send extra photos too — we'll stash them in our spank bank for future inspiration.


Design Notes

Our style = bold, erotic, and unapologetically male. Focused on male or male-presenting subjects. Eyes are typically omitted and tattoos usually left out — they're someone else's art — though exceptions happen when they're truly iconic to who you are. Jordan works in his signature style, meaning your design is inspired by your photo, not a photorealistic copy.

Burly Bottom Designs reserves artistic discretion. If your submission isn't a fit you'll be fully refunded — no hard feelings, just not every photo translates.

Think your design belongs on our storefront? So might we. If we reach out about featuring your art on BBD merch it means we think you're iconic — always optional, always flattering, never obligatory.


Photo Requirements

  • Must be your original photo — no AI, no stolen content.
  • No mirror selfies — we need your face, not your phone.
  • If others appear, you're confirming they've given permission.
  • If it's a pro photo, you've confirmed the photographer's blessing.
  • Max: 2 subjects per order.

TL;DR: Send us your sexiest shot → get a custom digital masterpiece → wear your alter ego on merch that turns heads.

Get Bottom'd. Get Burly. Get Noticed.

Better Fits. Better Art. Better Vibes.