Get Bottom'd — On Demand

Because you deserve to be immortalized—almost naked and definitely irresistible.

 

Ever wanted to see yourself drawn in the bold, erotic style of Burly Bottom Designs? Now you can. Get Bottom’d On Demand lets our sexy customers commission their own custom illustration by artist Jordan Lee—inspired by our infamous “Get Bottom’d” contest and our ongoing thirst to see every man, well, bottom’d.
 

Commissions start at $50, available as a digital file or mailed print. You can also slap your art on a tee, tank, drawstring bag, cum rag, or beach towel (standard product pricing applies).

What you can expect

  • Submit your pic. Jordan reviews every submission and will either approve it or ask for another if there are issues like poor lighting, cropped essentials, copyright concerns, or… let’s just say, technical stickiness.
  • Once accepted, that’s your final image. You can send extras though — we’ll stash them in our spank bank for future inspiration.
  • Get your proof. You’ll see a concept sketch before the juicy shading and detail are added.
  • Final approval. Up to 3 minor revisions are allowed after choosing a concept — don’t get greedy.
  • Logo love. Drafts come watermarked; finals include the Burly Bottom Designs logo to keep the copycats at bay.

Add Your Design To:

  • Tee or Tank
  • Drawstring Gear Bag
  • Cum Rag
  • Beach Towel

TL;DR:

Send us your sexiest shot → get a custom digital masterpiece → show off your new alter ego on merch.

Get Bottom’d. Get Burly. Get Noticed.

 

Design Notes

  • Our style = bold, erotic, and unapologetically male.
  • Focused on male or male-presenting subjects.
  • Eyes are typically omitted; tattoos usually excluded (they’re someone else’s art). Exceptions can be made when they’re iconic to your identity.
  • Burly Bottom Designs reserves artistic discretion (and the right to say no politely — if that's the case, you'll be refunded and your order cancelled).

We may reach out if we think your design would slay on our storefront — totally optional, but we love showcasing our muses.

 

Photo Requirements

  • Must be your original photo (no AI, no stolen content).
  • No mirror selfies — we need your face, not your phone.
  • If others appear, you’re confirming they’ve given permission.
  • If it’s a pro photo, you’ve got the photographer’s blessing.
  • Max: 2 subjects per order.