It all started with patches. For years, Jordan sold family-friendly embroidered patches on Etsy — but eventually, the filthier side of his imagination demanded a turn. Naughty patches became tees, tanks, cum rags, and more — all featuring original art designed to play with color, negative space, and customization.

Jordan’s always been obsessed with color (his hair has been blue for well over a decade), drawing, and the beauty of the male form. Add in a healthy fascination with sexuality, and Burly Bottom’s unapologetically erotic aesthetic was born. Many designs feature real models from their Houston community, and Jordan’s mantra says it all: “I’m having more fun with this than anything I’ve ever done.”

Of course, none of this would exist without Chris — tech-savvy, detail-driven, and the other half of Jordan’s heart. The two met during the pandemic (yes, it started socially distanced… emphasis on “started”), and their relationship grew into a partnership that runs every aspect of Burly Bottom Designs: art, production, marketing, sales, and more. They balance each other beautifully, and it shows.

Our products are just like us: colorful, unapologetic, proudly queer, erotic, and not at all subtle. (Trust us, you’ll get noticed.) To help you shop your comfort zone, we tag all designs as SFW (Safe for Work) or NSFW (Not Safe for Work).

In June 2024, we debuted at Houston Pride, and our infamous cum rags quickly became the talk of the festival. That was the moment we knew: there’s a place for our flirty, filthy fun.

And now, in 2025, we’re taking the next big step: opening our very first physical store in Puerto Vallarta’s Zona Romántica. More events, more community, more sucio surprises — and yes, even more cum rags.  Find out more and stay up to date, at our special PV landing page.

All designs are original. All products are proudly pressed in the USA (and soon, in Mexico too).