FIRST 100 FOUNDING MEMBERS

GET AN EXTRA, FREE CUM RAG IN YOUR BOX

DISCREET SHIPPING

CANCEL ANY TIME

CUMMING SOON! The Cum Rag Club is accepting new members

Surprise yourself and others with fun, stylish socks, delivered on your terms from just $10.00/month. Each package is loaded with punny jokes and cozy socks.

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HOW IT WORKS

The guys at Burly Bottom Designs make the cheekiest designs. You'll make a statement in any of them!!!!!!

James — Houston, Texas

Why These Rags Slap

Sturdy AND Soft

Soft for your junk on one side, ultra absorbent and built for real messes on the other.

Discreet and Easy Shipping

Plain and discreet packaging from our door to yours. Never miss a featured rag, but your neighbors will never guess unless you invite them over. ;) 

New Design, Every Time

Art changes seasonally, and new pieces are added monthly, so you always stay cheeky.

Not just a cum rag, either

Every box includes more than just your cum rag — stickers, magnets, and of course a special gift.

How Our Club Works!

Stock your drawer with some raunchy cum rags to make clean up a little more fun.

Don't Worry about Sizing

The gifts included in the box, cum rag included, are made for anybody. No sizing required unless you're longer than 13".

Select How Many Boxes You Want

Never get billed unless a box is coming, and no big up-front expenses. Only pay for the boxes you receive at the time of shipping, cancel at any time.

Enjoy Awesomeness

Sit back and relax, your package is on its way to your doorstep.

Every Box Includes:

  • Cum rag from a sexy, featured category with some of our filthiest art

  • Unique gift in every box (Value $5-10 USD)

  • Swag like vinyl stickers, magnets, buttons or other goodies

  • Water-based lube for making a mess

  • Coupon for 20% off a single item on your next order as a thank you

  • Every box is valued at approx. $50 USD plus your coupon savings!
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What makes our cum rags different from anybody else's?

We love our cum rags so much, we use them at home. They last up to multiple washes, and don't feel cheap on your most sensitive areas. 

  • Poly-blend on the front, soft cotton on the back

  • Designs last wash after wash, no screen prints on cheap cloths

  • Unique designs featuring no AI-generated art

  • Develop a reputation for your style AND your skills

Sample Our Sexy Designs

Get Ready For A Fun Surprise Every Month!

With our Subscription Box, you’ll get joy, happiness, and a clean but filthy cumn rag, delivered discreetly right to your door.

BASIC BUKAKKE

$42.50

per box

  • 2 boxes, each with a curated cum rag, a unique gift, sexy schwag and goodies

  • Billed semi-annually

  • 15% vs Retail

  • $15 Savings

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CUM RAG COLLECTOR

$33.33

per box

  • 12 boxes, each with a curated cum rag, a unique gift, sexy schwag and goodies

  • Billed monthly

  • 33.33% vs Retail

  • $200 Savings

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POWER BOTTOM

$37.50

per box

  • 4 boxes, each with a curated cum rag, a unique gift, sexy schwag and goodies

  • Billed quarterly

  • 25% vs Retail

  • $50 Savings

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*Subscriptions will renew automatically until canceled.

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Cum Rag Club

Cum Rag Club

$33.33
$50.00
Frequency
Quantity

First 100 founders get a free rag in their first box

Always discreet shipping for your privacy

$5/box shipping domestic, $10/box international

Got Questions? We’ve Got You Covered!

Send us a message on our contact page or message us on Meta.

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So what comes in the box again?

One of our infamous cum rags, a unique gift, a magnet or stickers, a 20% off coupon for your next online order, and some lube so you don't have any barriers to making a mess. ;) 

What if I don’t like the cum rag?

We feel confident you'll love our cum rags, but if you don't for any reason, send us a message and as part of our return policy, we'll ship you a replacement with your next box. 

 

Only active subscribers can request a replacement rag, and you can only do so once every 6 months. If your subscription is canceled or expired, you won't be able to get a replacement rag. 

 

We're confident you'll love the cum rag in your club box. But if you don't, let us know and we'll include a replacement in your next shipment, free of charge. We just want to make you happy.

Do you ship internationally?

We currently ship to these countries: We ship to the U.S. domestically, as well as to most countries internationally. Flat rate, $5/box domestic and $10/box international. 

How do I cancel or skip my subsription?

Canceling is easy! You can log into your account, click "Cancel" and then confirm your choice. 

What payment method do you accept?

We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Paypal and Amazon Pay (U.S. Only).