Nice Slab of Beef

Some guys lie down on the couch. This one lies down on his own label. Nice Slab of Beef features a thick, furry bear stretched out across giant BEEFY letters, one leg kicked back, arms tucked in front of him like he’s posing for the butcher’s window. He’s wearing white socks with rainbow stripes and a ball cap, with a bold blue beard to finish the look, and that’s the whole outfit. The real showstopper is those big, hairy, tasty cheeks, served up front and center for anyone who appreciates a well-marbled man. Proudly beefy, a little cheeky and served exactly how we like it.