The Lotería Collection

Here you go:

You took the quiz. Now wear the result.

The Gay Lotería collection is eight hand-drawn archetypes that between them cover the full spectrum of gay identity — from La Reina Circuitera crying to Beyoncé at the circuit party to El Papá Cuero whose safe word has a safe word to La Santa Zorra who holds hands at brunch and holds his breath everywhere else.

Seven questions. Sixty seconds. One card that knows you better than your therapist and costs significantly less.

Each design features the full original Lotería card — illustration, title, and Spanish name — printed on a tee or tank for the gay who found his archetype and wants the whole world to know it. Whether you got your result and immediately recognized yourself or got your result and immediately texted it to your best friend without context, this collection is for you.

Original hand-drawn art. Never AI-generated. Made by queer people, for queer people. Find your card at BurlyBottomDesigns.com/pages/find-your-vibe-gay-loteria — then come back and wear it.